NIIT : Not Interested in IT
WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output
HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses
TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions
INFOSYS : Inferior Offline Systems
HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping
BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds
IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines
SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly
C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings
AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible
CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort
DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers
ORACLE : Online Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees
PATNI: Pathetic Appraisal Techniques, No Increments
Ravi Dhavlesha 